tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55683926090740389202012-01-07T16:17:04.086ZLNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.comBlogger3971100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-90760300902181468202009-07-03T15:47:00.001+01:002009-07-03T15:49:13.307+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/play?file=http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/cP3yT88UwvzzOV6z1aw2/mov/1&amp;color=0x0088ff&amp;frame=ROUND" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="410" height="357" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Impossível ficar indiferente!...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-9076030090218146820?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-81123841778423548262009-06-09T23:38:00.002+01:002009-06-09T23:40:34.339+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><div style="text-align: center;">... é preciso poupar o capacete!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/Si7kk6Ru3zI/AAAAAAAAA0s/ZSNS9D3Sslc/s400/Capacete.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345461130505412402" /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8112384177842354826?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-67395886731653255802009-04-27T00:56:00.002+01:002009-04-27T02:55:00.531+01:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-6c0ba3a066c1a7cf" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D6c0ba3a066c1a7cf%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D15E9FF434D508E0363CE6CF4C9F5726D179E788.7265F1A7746BED03C8F1516CF9AA3DD3D6BF2C62%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6c0ba3a066c1a7cf%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DvsVqpQo956QZ0fAdKP1mu8aUkHw&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D6c0ba3a066c1a7cf%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D15E9FF434D508E0363CE6CF4C9F5726D179E788.7265F1A7746BED03C8F1516CF9AA3DD3D6BF2C62%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6c0ba3a066c1a7cf%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DvsVqpQo956QZ0fAdKP1mu8aUkHw&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6739588673165325580?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-18966556896615937352009-04-21T00:50:00.003+01:002009-04-21T01:37:08.971+01:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-722fc777fe812846" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v5.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D722fc777fe812846%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D41D67E6F9959A927C973FBF18B113CB811AA8A9B.77D18242958FE5F0D83C5E27039591E3CA2B21C0%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D722fc777fe812846%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D7dw8V-iVaH6GpkDsts2xMGpQdeQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v5.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D722fc777fe812846%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D41D67E6F9959A927C973FBF18B113CB811AA8A9B.77D18242958FE5F0D83C5E27039591E3CA2B21C0%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D722fc777fe812846%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D7dw8V-iVaH6GpkDsts2xMGpQdeQ&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(*NFL - National Football League - Liga de Futebol Americano)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1896655689661593735?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-43426143002010994762009-03-25T12:36:00.000Z2009-03-25T12:37:13.001Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/ScolYsIctCI/AAAAAAAAA0I/SlS7gWQodk4/s1600-h/60+minutes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/ScolYsIctCI/AAAAAAAAA0I/SlS7gWQodk4/s400/60+minutes.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317103416157975586" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4342614300201099476?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-64616074923475074922009-01-19T00:32:00.001Z2009-01-19T00:52:19.209Z<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-438703cb06c74586" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v23.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D438703cb06c74586%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3196A74398B0011683BA46F66551AE9400A8EF78.6634062B46DE7BF1F5B3926D04C2C484DE97E9C%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D438703cb06c74586%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DhC0D76_koFav9lK9gkxY-4mm8nI&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v23.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D438703cb06c74586%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3196A74398B0011683BA46F66551AE9400A8EF78.6634062B46DE7BF1F5B3926D04C2C484DE97E9C%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D438703cb06c74586%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DhC0D76_koFav9lK9gkxY-4mm8nI&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6461607492347507492?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-47976605908091312812009-01-15T00:19:00.001Z2009-01-15T00:21:11.622Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SW6BJI-oKHI/AAAAAAAAAzc/RVoAJnsXe7A/s1600-h/grafitti.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 263px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SW6BJI-oKHI/AAAAAAAAAzc/RVoAJnsXe7A/s400/grafitti.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291308606235879538" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><div style="text-align: center;">Ó depois nã digas quê nã t'avisei!<br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4797660590809131281?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-90766958287535216382008-12-18T00:33:00.000Z2008-12-18T00:34:09.360Z<object height="364" width="445"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XsZEeHqlI68&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XsZEeHqlI68&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-9076695828753521638?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-15591581568508535282008-12-08T15:06:00.002Z2008-12-08T15:09:53.420Z<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="200" align="center" border="0"><tbody><tr><td align="middle" bgcolor="#ffffff"><a href="http://radiocomercial.clix.pt/animar/testes/painatal/index.aspx" target="_blank"><img src="http://radiocomercial.clix.pt/animar/testes/painatal/images/resposta_b.jpg" /></a></td></tr></tbody></table><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Por esta é que eu não estava à espera!...</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1559158156850853528?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-38390504670293066102008-12-07T15:39:00.000Z2008-12-07T15:40:48.167Z<p><object height="364" width="445"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o1CofivRASo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o1CofivRASo&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-3839050467029306610?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-82085165451460000252008-11-25T12:05:00.003Z2008-11-25T12:26:32.902Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Depois de estudar cuidadosamente o plano estrutural da prisão que o mantém cativo, este bravo herói evade-se da fortaleza que cruelmente o restringe. Mas quando tudo parece apontar para um final feliz, eis que o destino decide trocar as voltas ao nosso corajoso protagonista. </span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Não perca, <em>Prison Break</em>, já em exibição num blog perto de si.</span></div><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-30ba134d5e8946c6" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D30ba134d5e8946c6%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D332598EF2319B6A548F47AFDA8564E09CFE18F86.574F7E5CE7AE443ED3D57DAC08F1C05612431A88%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D30ba134d5e8946c6%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DBQpXUFOkQYUjk3I905v_F8Vggck&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D30ba134d5e8946c6%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D332598EF2319B6A548F47AFDA8564E09CFE18F86.574F7E5CE7AE443ED3D57DAC08F1C05612431A88%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D30ba134d5e8946c6%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DBQpXUFOkQYUjk3I905v_F8Vggck&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8208516545146000025?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-33637038119288629082008-11-16T13:24:00.002Z2008-11-16T13:26:04.303Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SSAfNH4LX3I/AAAAAAAAAys/_y28Wbc3ias/s1600-h/Mois%C3%A9s.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269245874336915314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 297px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SSAfNH4LX3I/AAAAAAAAAys/_y28Wbc3ias/s400/Mois%C3%A9s.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> Ah, pois é! Vai-se a ver e o Moisés era um amigo da onça...</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-3363703811928862908?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-74632416610234986852008-11-08T00:01:00.003Z2008-11-08T00:06:55.828Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Num liceu no Porto estava a acontecer uma coisa muito fora do comum. Um 'bando' de miúdas de 12 anos andava a pôr baton nos lábios, todos os dias, e para remover o excesso beijavam o espelho da casa de banho.<br />O Conselho Executivo andava bastante preocupado, porque a funcionária da limpeza tinha um trabalho enorme para limpar o espelho ao fim do dia e, no dia seguinte, lá estavam outra vez as marcas de baton.<br />Um dia, um professor juntou as miúdas e a funcionária na casa de banho e explicou que era muito complicado limpar o espelho com todas aquelas marcas que elas faziam e, para demonstrar a dificuldade, pediu à empregada para mostrar como é que ela fazia para limpar o espelho.<br />A empregada pegou numa esfregona, molhou-a na sanita e passou-a repetidamente no espelho até as marcas desaparecerem.<br />Nunca mais houve marcas no espelho...</span></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></div></span><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Há professores educadores...<br /></div></span><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:78%;"><em>(via email)</em></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-7463241661023498685?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-57845996106461427272008-11-02T20:37:00.002Z2008-11-02T20:50:36.541Z<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-19a1e65b13f8bb52" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D19a1e65b13f8bb52%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D481DCC705F54D09EDE9D09EF13E60941D0CEE6D4.20FFEBC3839938639DFF9127429508F518F0EDB1%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D19a1e65b13f8bb52%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DkanFV7j2L_c4I3QRg-ncvJw9pRQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D19a1e65b13f8bb52%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D481DCC705F54D09EDE9D09EF13E60941D0CEE6D4.20FFEBC3839938639DFF9127429508F518F0EDB1%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D19a1e65b13f8bb52%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DkanFV7j2L_c4I3QRg-ncvJw9pRQ&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><p><span style="font-family:arial;">E é assim, a vida. Cagadas destas podem acontecer a qualquer um! Desde que não aconteçam a mim, está tudo bem!...</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5784599610646142727?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-91734498979198756312008-10-11T22:59:00.002+01:002008-10-11T23:05:10.356+01:00<p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-a60c9c2c8e0714ac" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v5.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da60c9c2c8e0714ac%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D8C4D657C1C2AA31DBBE4A856FB4080429A21218.64144C0501BCFF9CD88D1D648CB315B0E596DCBB%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da60c9c2c8e0714ac%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DbBTYCKpSVarmoK_ceXdPFjQxP64&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v5.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da60c9c2c8e0714ac%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D8C4D657C1C2AA31DBBE4A856FB4080429A21218.64144C0501BCFF9CD88D1D648CB315B0E596DCBB%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da60c9c2c8e0714ac%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DbBTYCKpSVarmoK_ceXdPFjQxP64&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">Não saio, não saio, não saio!...</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-9173449897919875631?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-73475183705546864392008-10-11T00:27:00.003+01:002008-10-11T00:35:52.275+01:00<p><span style="font-family:arial;">Aprendam como se faz, para não fazerem figuras tristes...</span></p><p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-e328495b72fb1285" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3De328495b72fb1285%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D6CA2797123AD75310B569E80D54556D74CACBCED.7ECF9D8D2BCC1B073A544DF8D69DABCF57AEA206%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3De328495b72fb1285%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DOi0IT0a68NHyI_s9Q1BiMuHn3go&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3De328495b72fb1285%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D6CA2797123AD75310B569E80D54556D74CACBCED.7ECF9D8D2BCC1B073A544DF8D69DABCF57AEA206%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3De328495b72fb1285%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DOi0IT0a68NHyI_s9Q1BiMuHn3go&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">Adorei... 20 - tenten; 21 - tenten one!</span></p><p> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-7347518370554686439?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-80128190096037514862008-09-26T00:53:00.003+01:002008-09-26T01:02:55.076+01:00<p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-ac1713d1f5446e83" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v11.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dac1713d1f5446e83%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3FE15F7A26A56272D8121E8EB8384E5D43891873.16A5C4F9E8207C73534B0098C0751DF5CD1A393B%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dac1713d1f5446e83%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DKXPApazrz3nYEnmD_fhbY-BZWTc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v11.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dac1713d1f5446e83%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3FE15F7A26A56272D8121E8EB8384E5D43891873.16A5C4F9E8207C73534B0098C0751DF5CD1A393B%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dac1713d1f5446e83%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DKXPApazrz3nYEnmD_fhbY-BZWTc&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">Ouvi dizer que a Mariah Carrey lhe dedicou uma música...</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8012819009603751486?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-49106317314822108152008-09-22T13:42:00.000+01:002008-09-22T13:42:16.432+01:00<span style="font-family:arial;">Imaginem que são estrelas conhecidas em todo o mundo e que se deparavam com a difícil tarefa de escolher um nome para um filho. Iam dar-lhe um nome comum, do tipo Zé, Joaquim ou Maria? Claro que não, tinham que lhe dar um nome invulgar. Pois aqui vão alguns exemplos:</span><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><div align="justify"><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://mandaobst.de/img/jonathan.jpg">Jonathan Davis</a>, vocalista dos Korn, chamou ao filho Pirate <span style="font-size:85%;">(Pirata)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">O filho de <a href="http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061003/244.jillette.penn.100206.jpg">Penn Jillette</a>, um mágico americano, chama-se Moxie Crimefighter <span style="font-size:85%;">(Corajoso Lutador-Contra-O-Crime)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/specials/images/1839_75_famous_ppl/5142128_bob_geldof_pa.jpg">Bob Geldof </a>criou um autêntico jardim lá em casa e tem quatro filhas: Fifi Trixibelle <span style="font-size:85%;">(nem sei traduzir isto...)</span>, Peaches Honeyblossom <span style="font-size:85%;">(Pêssegos Flor de Mel)</span>, Pixie <span style="font-size:85%;">(Duende)</span> e Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily <span style="font-size:85%;">(Celestial Lindo Céu Coroa Imperial)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Outros amantes da natureza são <a href="http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/03/61/11036199_ori.jpg">Gwyneth Paltrow e Chris Martin</a>, que chamaram à sua filha Apple Blythe <span style="font-size:85%;">(Maçã </span><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Blythe_petit.jpg"><span style="font-size:85%;">Blythe</span></a><span style="font-size:85%;">)</span>.</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Mas o chef <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/10/jamieoliver_narrowweb__300x403,0.jpg">Jamie Oliver </a>não lhes fica atrás, com as suas duas filhas Poppy Honey <span style="font-size:85%;">(Papoila Mel)</span> e Daisy Boo <span style="font-size:85%;">(Margarida Boo)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k309/thepopculturejunkie/nov06/111806/big_boi.jpg">Big Boi</a>, dos Outkast, também se deixou encantar pela natureza e tem um filho com o lindo nome de Bamboo <span style="font-size:85%;">(Bambú)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Deixamos as plantas e passamos aos animais. <a href="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/41576~Erykah-Badu-Posters.jpg">Erykah Badu </a>escolheu o nome Puma para a sua filha, enquanto <a href="http://www.samizdata.net/blog/~pdeh/melanie_brown_350.jpg">Melanie Brown</a>, ex-Spice Girl, optou por um animal mitológico - Phoenix Chi <span style="font-size:85%;">(Fénix Chi)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Já que estamos numa de mitologia e espiritualidade, <a href="http://blog.roodo.com/wubai32/f7767f3f.jpg">The Edge</a>, dos U2, achou que Blue Angel <span style="font-size:85%;">(Anjo Azul)</span> era o nome ideal.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Menos relaxante é o nome do filho do cantor <a href="http://www.dance-lyrics.com/ama/words_&amp;_music_john_mellencamps_greatest_hits_b0002xl252.jpg">John Mellencamp</a>, que teve o azar de se chamar Speck Wildhorse <span style="font-size:85%;">(Manchinha Cavalo Selvagem)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://201.7.178.48/Noticias/Cinema/foto/0,,11750175-EX,00.jpg">Julia Roberts</a>, mais tradicional, escolheu os nomes Hazel Patricia <span style="font-size:85%;">(Avelã Patrícia)</span> e Phinnaeus Walter para os seus gémeos.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/elle-macpherson/pictures/elle-macpherson-picture-1.jpg">Elle MacPherson </a>e <a href="http://members.tripod.com/wliias8_sam/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/will-ferrell_008.jpg">Will Ferrell </a>devem gostar muito de História antiga. Ela escolheu o nome Aurelius <span style="font-size:85%;">(Aurélio)</span> e ele optou por Magnus <span style="font-size:85%;">(Magno)</span>.</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/rob_thomas.jpg">Rob Thomas</a>, dos Matchbox Twenty, quis dar uma de culto e achou que Maison <span style="font-size:85%;">(Casa, em francês) </span>era o nome perfeito para o seu rebento.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Mais uma vez, Erykah Badu, que depois de grande reflexão acabou por se ficar com o nome Seven <span style="font-size:85%;">(Sete)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://alpha.cbs.com/primetime/moonlight/images/gallery/fullsize/shannyn_sossamon2.jpg">Shannyn Sossamon</a>, ex-DJ e actual actriz, escolheu o magnífico nome de Audio Science <span style="font-size:85%;">(Ciência Áudio)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">O actor <a href="http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/50/10/0000035010_20061021044726.jpg">Rob Morrow </a>decidiu armar-se em engraçadinho e fez um trocadilho ao maquinar o nome Tu Morrow <span style="font-size:85%;">(Tomorrow = Amanhã)</span>.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/05/jason-lee-baby-cc.jpg">Jason Lee</a>, o actor de "O meu nome é Earl", passou-se completamente dos carretos e agora tem um pequeno Pilot Inspektor <span style="font-size:85%;">(Piloto Inspektor)</span> a andar lá por casa.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">O realizador <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/robertrodriguezhands.jpg">Robert Rodriguez </a>foi original três vezes. Os seus três rapazes chamam-se Racer <span style="font-size:85%;">(Corredor)</span>, Rebel <span style="font-size:85%;">(Rebelde)</span> e Rocket <span style="font-size:85%;">(Foguetão)</span>. Fica no ouvido, não acham?</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">O guitarrista <a href="http://www.allaboutjazz.com/photos/profile/FrankZappa08.jpg">Frank Zappa </a>conseguiu cozinhar o apetitoso nome de Diva Muffin <span style="font-size:85%;">(Diva Queque)</span> para a sua filha.</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/8/toni_braxton_see_through_nip_618.jpg">Toni Braxton</a>, sempre atenta às últimas tendências da moda, decidiu-se por Denim <span style="font-size:85%;">(Ganga)</span>.</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">A todos os futuros papás e mamãs, aqui fica um conselho: tenham juízo, não façam os vossos filhos passar por estas vergonhas...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4910631731482210815?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-69490987226467325682008-09-20T00:54:00.001+01:002008-09-20T00:56:41.189+01:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SNQ8CjQZ44I/AAAAAAAAAxs/b3JPq8fYLkQ/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247885480314921858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SNQ8CjQZ44I/AAAAAAAAAxs/b3JPq8fYLkQ/s320/1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SNQ8CszQJuI/AAAAAAAAAx0/at27V-VY9DI/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247885482877003490" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SNQ8CszQJuI/AAAAAAAAAx0/at27V-VY9DI/s320/2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SNQ8C7YKX1I/AAAAAAAAAx8/ZFHsYzuwirQ/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247885486789910354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SNQ8C7YKX1I/AAAAAAAAAx8/ZFHsYzuwirQ/s320/3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SNQ8C6SDEQI/AAAAAAAAAyE/uh9-kFkzWtA/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247885486495830274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SNQ8C6SDEQI/AAAAAAAAAyE/uh9-kFkzWtA/s320/4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Lá criatividade não lhes falta, não senhor...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6949098722646732568?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-19354290022211707782008-09-11T21:08:00.003+01:002008-09-11T21:33:44.549+01:00<div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Um Inglês a viver em Portugal ia fazendo um esforço para dizer umas coisas em Português. Foi ao supermercado e fez a seguinte lista: </span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">(ler devagar e em Português, para perceber...)</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SMmAdg3dtcI/AAAAAAAAAxU/8VTejgBkLCQ/s1600-h/hornby-oxford-advanced-learner-dictionary-7e.jpg"></a><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Pay she</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- MacCaron<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SMmAFfIMyeI/AAAAAAAAAxM/znGu34LYFrU/s1600-h/hornby-oxford-advanced-learner-dictionary-7e.jpg"></a></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- My on easy</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- All face</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Car need boy (may you kill oh!)</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Spar get</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Her villas</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Key jo (parm soon)</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Cow view floor</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Pee men too</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Better hab</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Lee moon</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Bear in gel</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Ao chegar a casa, bateu com a mão na testa e disse:</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">- Food ace! Is key see me do too much! Put a keep are you!</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1935429002221170778?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-3545278277841681532008-09-10T16:01:00.001+01:002008-09-10T16:04:49.146+01:00<p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-e133c40ce2a70f2" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v13.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D0e133c40ce2a70f2%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7223D7027B6328959837CC4A4107B81DDE1DFA43.19FC0C6698909CBDBB4311D0D119BEFC8D0EE8F0%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3De133c40ce2a70f2%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DQ9s3iKAh4luq7J-cRbsf--TUkck&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v13.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D0e133c40ce2a70f2%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7223D7027B6328959837CC4A4107B81DDE1DFA43.19FC0C6698909CBDBB4311D0D119BEFC8D0EE8F0%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3De133c40ce2a70f2%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DQ9s3iKAh4luq7J-cRbsf--TUkck&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-354527827784168153?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-5049585879168056722008-07-14T13:39:00.001+01:002008-12-08T21:31:53.559Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SHtJF50PTZI/AAAAAAAAAiM/i6FfdiAOqog/s1600-h/7c9df546.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5222848558634323346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SHtJF50PTZI/AAAAAAAAAiM/i6FfdiAOqog/s400/7c9df546.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Cá está a explicação para a melhoria dos resultados a Matemática!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-504958587916805672?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-53692600393185055752008-07-13T10:21:00.003+01:002008-07-13T10:30:46.814+01:00<p align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Para quem não fala Inglês, aqui vai uma tradução desta música dos Red Hot Chili Peppers. Algumas partes estão muito bem, outras nem por isso, mas o resultado final é engraçado.</span></p><p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-767ffc3ee9442acc" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D767ffc3ee9442acc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D71C2DD91CD0C97249CCF5484F29E5FABDB9C5DD7.ED76858966C9DF79AB7707084CCD1715F07F291%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D767ffc3ee9442acc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DVXGasnS5yHD8SUdXNKi6u1h2k7s&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D767ffc3ee9442acc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D71C2DD91CD0C97249CCF5484F29E5FABDB9C5DD7.ED76858966C9DF79AB7707084CCD1715F07F291%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D767ffc3ee9442acc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DVXGasnS5yHD8SUdXNKi6u1h2k7s&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5369260039318505575?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-74146050935583114042008-07-03T14:47:00.000+01:002008-12-08T21:31:53.850Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CJowSKNoI/AAAAAAAAAcg/KCMeDkK6Ok4/s1600-h/fn_CF2UM.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170283705470170754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CJowSKNoI/AAAAAAAAAcg/KCMeDkK6Ok4/s400/fn_CF2UM.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> Este novo vírus ataca directamente o hardware...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-7414605093558311404?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-82684763789255389322008-07-01T00:22:00.002+01:002008-07-01T00:25:36.800+01:00<p>Não, não é nenhuma palavra mal-criada, é só algo que eu faço de vez em quando, e aposto que também já vos aconteceu...</p><p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4P785j15Tzk&amp;hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4P785j15Tzk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8268476378925538932?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-11155992311708629742008-06-19T19:41:00.002+01:002008-12-08T21:31:54.153Z<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SFqqyLgpxyI/AAAAAAAAAiE/1By7bTz77H0/s1600-h/ch080619.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213667297694697250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SFqqyLgpxyI/AAAAAAAAAiE/1By7bTz77H0/s400/ch080619.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SFqpsmJ5-sI/AAAAAAAAAh8/2WBtCp5EGZc/s1600-h/ch080619.gif"></a><br /><br /><div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1115599231170862974?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-45045770907593821562008-06-11T20:15:00.004+01:002008-12-08T21:31:54.430Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Aproveitando esta onda de entusiasmo com a recente vitória de Portugal frente à República Checa, proponho um momento de reflexão acerca da lesão do guarda-redes Quim. Como é que o homem conseguiu lesionar-se no pulso sem sequer ter chegado a jogar? Aqui vão três hipóteses, aceitam-se votações para aquela que acharem que é a correcta:<br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Hipótese #1 - Trunfos na manga<br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210705413041070162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SFAk9zWEoFI/AAAAAAAAAhs/P3H8EGc6Uy8/s400/1.bmp" border="0" /> <p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">(já agora reparem no Cristiano Ronaldo, todo encolhido...)</span></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Hipótese #2 - O Rei dos Matraquilhos </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210705415384985346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SFAk98E57wI/AAAAAAAAAh0/50ZA2px9Tus/s400/2.bmp" border="0" /></span><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">(apesar de aqui ser o Petit a envergar o manto... Talvez seja o fiel sucessor de Quim nos matrecos.)</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Hipótese #3 - Fogo no pandeiro</span></p><p align="center"><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-e2289d0d5474ce12" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3De2289d0d5474ce12%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D545546B051C63C0C4A36CF96FF5AFE33E7F04D51.1C7AB13472DE09C190AE0DA3BD4CCE2B6F0D6322%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3De2289d0d5474ce12%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dg-Ba4wSVDSB-AdmHnQbgYTCr1-w&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3De2289d0d5474ce12%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D545546B051C63C0C4A36CF96FF5AFE33E7F04D51.1C7AB13472DE09C190AE0DA3BD4CCE2B6F0D6322%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3De2289d0d5474ce12%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dg-Ba4wSVDSB-AdmHnQbgYTCr1-w&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4504577090759382156?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-68700449290131638382008-06-11T10:38:00.000+01:002008-06-11T10:40:20.057+01:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Eu quero viver a minha próxima vida ao contrário:</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Começo morto e livro-me disso.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Depois acordo num lar para a terceira idade, sentindo-me melhor cada dia que passa.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-A seguir sou expulso, por estar demasiadamente saudável.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Gozo a minha reforma e recebo a minha pensão de velhice.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Então, quando começo a trabalhar, recebo um relógio em ouro como presente logo no primeiro dia.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Trabalho 40 anos, até ser demasiadamente novo para trabalhar.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Vou para o liceu, vou a festas, namoro, bebo, fumo e sou promíscuo.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Depois vou para a escola primária e brinco livre de responsabilidades.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Transformo-me então num bebé e passo os últimos 9 meses a flutuar pacífica e luxuosamente, em condições equivalentes a um Spa, com ar condicionado e serviço de quartos entregue por cabo, e depois... </span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">-Acabo num grande orgasmo!!!</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span> </div><div align="right"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">(via e-mail)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6870044929013163838?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-11983505643457617822008-06-10T18:52:00.003+01:002008-12-08T21:31:54.579Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SE6_jI_Qm2I/AAAAAAAAAhk/-LaH8nL9QYg/s1600-h/screensavers.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210312429343382370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SE6_jI_Qm2I/AAAAAAAAAhk/-LaH8nL9QYg/s400/screensavers.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1198350564345761782?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-22647943315864567382008-05-27T11:04:00.003+01:002008-12-08T21:31:54.733Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Numa escola no interior de França a professora teve a brilhante ideia de mandar fazer vasos de plantas em forma de palhaço para depois plantar um cacto e oferecer às mães no dia da mãe. Plantou-se e esperou-se que crescessem. Infelizmente, os presentes nunca foram entregues, pois o resultado não foi o esperado. Vejam porquê.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span> </div><div align="justify"> </div><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204996838542144002" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDvdDCJV8gI/AAAAAAAAAhc/jJ079pUXvsk/s400/C.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-2264794331586456738?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-59289065142251495532008-05-27T00:27:00.002+01:002008-12-08T21:31:54.918Z<div align="center"> <span style="font-family:arial;">"Se os porcos só têm quatro patas...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">...de onde vem o fiambre da perna extra?"</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204833105798885874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 315px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 293px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="315" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDtIIiJV8fI/AAAAAAAAAhU/GT1ZfRitCoo/s400/funnypig.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5928906514225149553?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-76766992309335181402008-05-26T23:52:00.002+01:002008-12-08T21:31:55.071Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDs_tSJV8eI/AAAAAAAAAhM/vOB6MCdC6rc/s1600-h/p_kispos.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204823841554428386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDs_tSJV8eI/AAAAAAAAAhM/vOB6MCdC6rc/s400/p_kispos.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;">...aqui fica a dica, pode alguém precisar!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-7676699230933518140?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-31250064200001439612008-05-25T01:54:00.002+01:002008-12-08T21:31:55.243Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDi42SJV8cI/AAAAAAAAAg8/mftxEiKrnmM/s1600-h/nfrutadas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204112612150079938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDi42SJV8cI/AAAAAAAAAg8/mftxEiKrnmM/s400/nfrutadas.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> Águas frutadas?!? Devem ser daquelas Frize sabores...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-3125006420000143961?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-18097069036872404112008-05-24T11:59:00.000+01:002008-12-08T21:31:55.251Z<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDf1SCJV8bI/AAAAAAAAAg0/bScwWJ6hjIU/s1600-h/p_oquem.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203897584612405682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDf1SCJV8bI/AAAAAAAAAg0/bScwWJ6hjIU/s400/p_oquem.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1809706903687240411?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-11401443814174077492008-05-24T11:58:00.000+01:002008-12-08T21:31:55.260Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDf07yJV8aI/AAAAAAAAAgs/DCtnctti9ic/s1600-h/nresguardo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203897202360316322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDf07yJV8aI/AAAAAAAAAgs/DCtnctti9ic/s400/nresguardo.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> Numa loja Lidl perto de si.</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1140144381417407749?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-57566118020356275182008-05-23T10:34:00.000+01:002008-12-08T21:31:55.412Z<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDaP0CJV8ZI/AAAAAAAAAgk/HB7TtihxIcI/s1600-h/Conselho_Directivo_texto.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203504543565214098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDaP0CJV8ZI/AAAAAAAAAgk/HB7TtihxIcI/s400/Conselho_Directivo_texto.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5756611802035627518?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-58255276530480260622008-05-20T10:29:00.001+01:002008-05-20T10:29:30.229+01:00<span style="font-family:arial;">versão leão marinho...</span><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k-JRLcPUOqk&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k-JRLcPUOqk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5825527653048026062?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-10499966105774613742008-05-19T20:53:00.001+01:002008-05-19T20:59:50.845+01:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-a655db04b391eb54" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da655db04b391eb54%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D79200005919E121C80B264B328A25E8994E0FE7D.796B39A0DC1DED5BD223D49C8BE96913186C85D6%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da655db04b391eb54%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DT_MvNvVbYf5zJA0Qz6dR9R8lox8&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da655db04b391eb54%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D79200005919E121C80B264B328A25E8994E0FE7D.796B39A0DC1DED5BD223D49C8BE96913186C85D6%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da655db04b391eb54%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DT_MvNvVbYf5zJA0Qz6dR9R8lox8&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1049996610577461374?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-20966645532562012752008-05-19T14:48:00.003+01:002008-05-19T14:54:10.453+01:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"> Um miudo estava a brincar no apartamento com um balão de festa de anos. Chutava para cá, chutava para lá, até que o balão acabou entrando na casa de banho e foi cair justamente dentro da retrete. Ele chegou, espreitou lá para dentro, viu o balão molhado, ficou com nojo e deixou-o ali mesmo.<br /> Pouco tempo depois o seu pai entrou apressado para se 'desocupar' e sentou-se sem notar o balão. O almoço tinha sido muito pesado, e após ficar bem aliviado, olhou como era hábito, para dentro da retrete e ficou horrorizado com o espectáculo. As suas fezes, muito moles, tinham coberto o balão e a impressão que se tinha era de um imenso, um absurdo, um gigantesco bolo fecal! Sem acreditar naquilo, começou a ficar muito branco, e dali mesmo ligou pelo telemóvel, para um seu amigo que era médico:<br /> - Cardoso, acho que devo estar com algum problema sério ! Enchi a retrete de trampa. Nunca vi tanta assim na minha vida!... está á quase a extravazar!<br /> - Oh Anselmo, com certeza que estás a exagerar!<br /> - Qual exagero, qual quê !!! Estou na casa de banho a olhar para este 'merdel' todo, agora! Isto é um absurdo! Estou muito doente!!!<br /> - Bom, eu já estava de saída do consultório. Aproveito e passo aí que é a caminho de minha casa!<br /> O médico chega e vai directo ao amigo, que estava à espera à porta da casa de banho.<br /> - Olá, Anselmo, ora vamos lá ver isso que vo............ CÉUS!!! O que é isto??? Que é que tu comeste, criatura???<br /> - Eu não disse?! Agora acreditas?! Isto é incrível !<br /> - Então, será que tenho algum problema sério?!<br /> - Olha, o melhor é levar uma amostra disto e mandar para análise! O médico saca de uma pequena espátula e um frasco esterilizado da sua maleta e quando espeta o 'bolo' para retirar uma amostra do material...........<br /> BUMMM!!!!!!!!!!! O balão estoura e voa merda para todo o lado !<br /> Seguem-se instantes de absoluto silêncio. Os dois amigos, completamente cagados, olham-se. Estupefacto, o médico berra:<br /> - Achava eu, em 30 anos de medicina que já tinha visto de tudo, mas um peido com casca, NUNCA !!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-2096664553256201275?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-46546122954243745982008-05-18T13:18:00.000+01:002008-12-08T21:31:55.509Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDAe9xI_2lI/AAAAAAAAAgU/hnwX_3hhsX4/s1600-h/ndoenssa.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201691616124852818" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SDAe9xI_2lI/AAAAAAAAAgU/hnwX_3hhsX4/s400/ndoenssa.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;">Prontos, inda beim que ficámos sclarecidos...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4654612295424374598?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-83812356173951868392008-05-18T01:42:00.002+01:002008-05-18T01:46:36.922+01:00<p><span style="font-family:arial;">Grande besta, sua mula, ...</span></p><p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-1523ef1ba403f95e" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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value="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9dd510191db9282c%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1A335BAFDCFE6E523EC9065A99DF3AE61CE568D2.D6C8AA7E5B8A3A3174A8042CD7565BE6BDA9717%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9dd510191db9282c%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DmvKDUDGtZOZ1MDWB4d_hqTPyk6A&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" 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value="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D635503c689f84617%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7E7CC8C47637E989077869AAE3438AA1F1A97212.719D2CA30334F8C7166896EB914A4B64813E0823%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D635503c689f84617%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DyWXn-YsOx5k3YGfHHCkoYOzm-dc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" 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value="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D5aa9928f3430f7cf%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7BD759431FA295CE292C24AEC0E2B27CCC816860.27CFC7B101F5481EB7A67EB95F9F479F0A5092C%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D5aa9928f3430f7cf%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DQYHukHshpKVv-hgfEmfr7Oflt0Y&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D5aa9928f3430f7cf%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7BD759431FA295CE292C24AEC0E2B27CCC816860.27CFC7B101F5481EB7A67EB95F9F479F0A5092C%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D5aa9928f3430f7cf%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DQYHukHshpKVv-hgfEmfr7Oflt0Y&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">Adorei o Jumper! Não, não me refiro ao filme do cinema, mas a este pequeno herói de espuma!</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-7190565278875946053?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-47258533925811130432008-05-04T19:00:00.000+01:002008-05-04T19:29:15.012+01:00<p><span style="font-family:arial;">Se tiverem irmãos, podem aproveitar esta sugestão de prenda para a Mãe: tirem uma fotografia juntos, se forem capazes!</span></p><p align="center"><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bhcA4Ry65FU&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bhcA4Ry65FU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4725853392581113043?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-64376447811620667472008-05-02T10:25:00.002+01:002008-05-02T10:37:10.814+01:00<p><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VpBDqtUEWcM&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VpBDqtUEWcM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw">Este é o original </a>e também está muito bom, vão ver...</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6437644781162066747?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-88051127223303420292008-05-01T14:29:00.000+01:002008-05-01T14:30:02.564+01:00...que já vi de tudo!<br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dgNgODPIO0w&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dgNgODPIO0w&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8805112722330342029?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-43279406777517926002008-04-30T14:37:00.000+01:002008-04-30T14:38:39.444+01:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">What goes around, comes around...</span></div><br /><p align="center"><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ya2dH0-TJ_Y&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ya2dH0-TJ_Y&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4327940677751792600?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' 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id="BLOG_video-674c6320b6297754" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v19.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D674c6320b6297754%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2B2D8F59AC428BEADBAF6192376B22BB43169794.109B6072FB2D0CE8061AB4C36BCA410200A6FF00%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D674c6320b6297754%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DRicJKF6HG6rED7Xaz830DiC6QLc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" 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Isto aconteceu no "festival" <em>Lightning on the Lawn Teslathon 2007</em>.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1924986803881999805?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-5963897793912607572008-04-20T16:12:00.001+01:002008-12-08T21:31:55.776Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SAteJjJyJQI/AAAAAAAAAf8/IjAFiJyBsMw/s1600-h/calvin.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191346513622738178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SAteJjJyJQI/AAAAAAAAAf8/IjAFiJyBsMw/s400/calvin.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> É só uma questão de instinto...</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-596389779391260757?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-57600201016234595942008-04-18T22:26:00.001+01:002008-12-08T21:31:55.978Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SAkSuNG3UaI/AAAAAAAAAf0/disYdi1ukpE/s1600-h/fn_CFR5M.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190700630522941858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SAkSuNG3UaI/AAAAAAAAAf0/disYdi1ukpE/s400/fn_CFR5M.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#000099;"><strong> YEAH!!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Bom fim de semana a todos!<br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5760020101623459594?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-25699181633044592612008-04-18T18:11:00.000+01:002008-12-08T21:31:56.101Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8B9AQSKNUI/AAAAAAAAAaA/N_hC-HKDtBE/s1600-h/fn_CAXON.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170269815545935170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8B9AQSKNUI/AAAAAAAAAaA/N_hC-HKDtBE/s400/fn_CAXON.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> E não é que o raio do homem se foi pôr lá mesmo a jeito...</span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-2569918163304459261?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-81338473844023178952008-04-14T21:43:00.001+01:002008-12-08T21:31:56.241Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SAPCpNG3UYI/AAAAAAAAAfk/Sdj3KZoE-Qs/s1600-h/chinese.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189205208809820546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SAPCpNG3UYI/AAAAAAAAAfk/Sdj3KZoE-Qs/s400/chinese.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"> Cá está: é fácil, é barato e dá milhões (de gargalhadas)!</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8133847384402317895?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-66642399666767559362008-04-12T21:15:00.004+01:002008-12-08T21:31:56.395Z<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SAEZOdG3UXI/AAAAAAAAAfc/5oWSngZ0W8U/s1600-h/bush.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188455981829804402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/SAEZOdG3UXI/AAAAAAAAAfc/5oWSngZ0W8U/s400/bush.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">(Post feito ao som de "Apologize", Timbaland &amp; One Republic)</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6664239966676755936?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-17350906673902285632008-04-12T00:04:00.000+01:002008-12-08T21:31:56.474Z<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R__ut-ECeGI/AAAAAAAAAfM/1hnSpPqhCdU/s1600-h/super_heroes.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188127769275562082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R__ut-ECeGI/AAAAAAAAAfM/1hnSpPqhCdU/s400/super_heroes.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1735090667390228563?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-57660187137792334532008-04-06T11:13:00.003+01:002008-12-08T21:31:56.668Z<span style="font-family:arial;">Tentem adivinhar como é que este pestinha ganhou as três pintinhas que tem no nariz.</span><br /><br /><p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R_iif3uQkBI/AAAAAAAAAfE/y1oFa72SXl8/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186073639334744082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R_iif3uQkBI/AAAAAAAAAfE/y1oFa72SXl8/s400/1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Pensem bem...</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;color:#ffffff;">.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;color:#ffffff;">.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Já sabem?</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;color:#ffffff;">.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Foi assim:</span></p><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186073639334744066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R_iif3uQkAI/AAAAAAAAAe8/QNkSRpLARx8/s400/2.jpg" border="0" /><span style="font-family:arial;">Ouch!...</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5766018713779233453?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-4659643472904480552008-04-04T20:19:00.002+01:002008-04-04T21:42:52.703+01:00<embed src="http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/play?file=" width="400" height="322" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">É assim: reparem, tipo, na eloquência, é muito bom, na fluidez e assim, no discurso elaborado e coisas assim... </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">E umas aulinhas de português, não?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Já agora, dar cerveja a crianças?!?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Haja paciência para tão pouca inteligência...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-465964347290448055?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-1622261171562325022008-04-02T12:06:00.000+01:002008-04-02T12:06:10.587+01:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-612f2fadc1d215b4" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9bspp6g2se0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9bspp6g2se0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8592498016028859512?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-10379398856082624982008-03-28T22:32:00.003Z2008-12-08T21:31:56.991Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-1yIVmpqCI/AAAAAAAAAeU/s3YwK12WTKo/s1600-h/8ayvbdv.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182924233737087010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-1yIVmpqCI/AAAAAAAAAeU/s3YwK12WTKo/s400/8ayvbdv.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Andava eu a saltitar entre diversos sites da net, quando me deparei com isto: um programa de computador que emite "doses" de ondas sonoras , aparentemente para interferir nas ondas cerebrais do usuário. As doses procuram causar efeitos físicos e mentais similares às drogas recreativas, tais como heroina , valium , cocaína e até o café. Neste pack já vêm incluídas 171 doses. (tantas!)<br />De acordo com as instruções, o uso do I-Doser não oferece risco a saúde física, como algumas drogas simuladas pelo software. Recomendam ainda ouvir com o volume alto para fazer efeito!</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Esta agora!!!...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1037939885608262498?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-24476259439668139422008-03-28T22:03:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:31:57.166Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CKZASKNqI/AAAAAAAAAcw/_TIfNkNtp7w/s1600-h/fn_CHDGS.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170284534398858914" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CKZASKNqI/AAAAAAAAAcw/_TIfNkNtp7w/s400/fn_CHDGS.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;">Racismo... Porque é que há-de ser o anjinho preto a conseguir marcar?...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-2447625943966813942?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-84452137723093721902008-03-27T12:47:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:31:57.276Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CCbgSKNcI/AAAAAAAAAbA/5qDg3cfUVrQ/s1600-h/fn_CCJIV.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170275781255509442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CCbgSKNcI/AAAAAAAAAbA/5qDg3cfUVrQ/s400/fn_CCJIV.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> (<span style="font-size:85%;">Tradução:</span> Pessoas a pedir boleia podem ser presos em fuga)<br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8445213772309372190?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-34258915366248134532008-03-27T12:40:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:31:57.442Z<div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">George W. Bush a <strong>tentar</strong> ler um livro!</span><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CCtQSKNdI/AAAAAAAAAbI/SxYz8PXASks/s1600-h/fn_CD4TL.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170276086198187474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CCtQSKNdI/AAAAAAAAAbI/SxYz8PXASks/s400/fn_CD4TL.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-3425891536624813453?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-74604126425438781762008-03-27T12:00:00.000Z2008-03-27T13:06:39.430Z<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1is8tuGW3Uk&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1is8tuGW3Uk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-7460412642543878176?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-42811110007081764822008-03-26T22:00:00.002Z2008-12-08T21:31:57.642Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Anúncio publicado no jornal Correio da Manhã:</span></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">PRETA E SOLTEIRA</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Procuro companheiro macho, a origem étnica não é importante. Sou muito boa fêmea e adoro BRINCADEIRAS. Gosto muito de passeios nas matas, gosto de andar de jeep, de viagens para caçar, acampar e pescar, de noites de Inverno aconchegadas junto à lareira. Jantares à luz de velas fazem que vá comer-lhe à mão. Quando voltar a casa do trabalho esperá-lo-ei à porta, vestindo apenas o que a natureza me deu. Telefone para 21 342 38 51 e pergunte pela Micas. Aguardo notícias suas...<br /><br /><br />RESULTADO DO ANÚNCIO: Mais de 15.000 homens deram por si a telefonar para a <a href="http://www.sp-animais.pt/spa/index.php">Sociedade Protectora dos Animais</a> - Secção de Caninos...</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"> </div></span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182176355945582466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R-rJ8HuQj4I/AAAAAAAAAdw/vJt5EzEvlC0/s400/laughing_dog.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4281111000708176482?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-88311833382998986182008-03-24T23:11:00.003Z2008-12-08T21:31:57.811Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-g1cVmpqBI/AAAAAAAAAeM/rlExtLLgKhY/s1600-h/P3240020.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181450132241623058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-g1cVmpqBI/AAAAAAAAAeM/rlExtLLgKhY/s400/P3240020.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">... eis que surge... Um Mine Mercado mesmo à mão!</span></div><br /><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8831183338299898618?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-40235575173422012052008-03-23T20:56:00.002Z2008-12-08T21:31:57.988Z<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-bRDlmpqAI/AAAAAAAAAeE/0a_gfK3H234/s1600-h/Maddie.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181058280900372482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-bRDlmpqAI/AAAAAAAAAeE/0a_gfK3H234/s400/Maddie.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;">Outra pessoa desaparecida...</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;">Se alguém tiver visto a criatura, é favor contactar o dono da loja!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4023557517342201205?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-83240499528122057702008-03-23T15:57:00.002Z2008-12-08T21:31:58.121Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-Z-T1mpp_I/AAAAAAAAAd8/oeZRefC6ZZU/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180967300608141298" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-Z-T1mpp_I/AAAAAAAAAd8/oeZRefC6ZZU/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> ... Parece que ontem o Vitória teve mais tranquilidade ...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8324049952812205770?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-2264271978624898672008-03-22T17:19:00.001Z2008-03-22T17:19:45.045Z<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1045217/thirsty_monkey.swf" width="400" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1045217/thirsty_monkey/">Thirsty Monkey</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">More free videos are here</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-226427197862489867?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-62510554237479453882008-03-22T00:33:00.000Z2008-03-22T00:34:43.526Z<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-9j_tYP-kzc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-9j_tYP-kzc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6251055423747945388?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-35696231591175166912008-03-21T15:28:00.000Z2008-03-21T15:29:25.734Z<span style="font-family:verdana;">... de jogar futebol com binóculos?</span><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Aj7f3B1VCYM&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Aj7f3B1VCYM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-3569623159117516691?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-83904479578059786392008-03-21T12:04:00.003Z2008-12-08T21:31:58.465Z<div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Instruções imprescindíveis! Como usar um chapéu?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Hum... deixa cá ver o que diz o manual...</span></div><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180165116681365474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-Okulmpp-I/AAAAAAAAAd0/cpSn_Sd_FBs/s400/instru%C3%A7%C3%B5es.jpg" border="0" /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Oh pá... já tinha feito asneira! Deixa lá tirar isto do rabo e pôr no sítio correcto...<br /></span></p><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8390447957805978639?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-46775877991041088632008-03-21T11:37:00.002Z2008-12-08T21:31:58.710Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-OeK1mpp9I/AAAAAAAAAds/0N1BMBNNJ4Q/s1600-h/diana.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180157905431275474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-OeK1mpp9I/AAAAAAAAAds/0N1BMBNNJ4Q/s400/diana.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> A sério?? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Isto é coisa que nunca me passaria pela cabeça! :)</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4677587799104108863?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-41336064225993705752008-03-20T14:56:00.005Z2008-03-21T12:20:55.272Z<p><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ErDbWdM3WUg&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ErDbWdM3WUg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Silence! I kill you!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">eheh</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-4133606422599370575?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-812579766828055272008-03-20T10:31:00.003Z2008-12-08T21:31:58.811Z<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-I-Ilmpp4I/AAAAAAAAAdE/rZYFgXeivOc/s1600-h/1997055198.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179770838683592578" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-I-Ilmpp4I/AAAAAAAAAdE/rZYFgXeivOc/s400/1997055198.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pensando melhor... segundo as previsões meteorológicas para o fim de semana, talvez não seja uma má ideia! </span></div><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Hum... </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-81257976682805527?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-84686867792803600532008-03-20T10:29:00.004Z2008-12-08T21:31:59.051Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Lisboa, 20 Mar (Lusa) - A versão "fashion" do fato de banho utili<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-I_dlmpp8I/AAAAAAAAAdk/FpQQ1zUE5kM/s1600-h/2.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179772298972473282" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-I_dlmpp8I/AAAAAAAAAdk/FpQQ1zUE5kM/s400/2.bmp" border="0" /></a>zado pelas mulheres muçulmanas, inspirado na "burca", fato que as cobre da cabeça aos pés, por questões culturais e religiosas, pode chegar a Portugal já no próximo Verão. </span><br /><a href="http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=363"><span style="font-family:verdana;">http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=363</span></a></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="justify"></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179772105698944946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3EopR3LEGfw/R-I_SVmpp7I/AAAAAAAAAdc/4Zn6287grBs/s400/1.bmp" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8468686779280360053?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-30507498871564220572008-03-18T02:20:00.001Z2008-12-08T21:31:59.135Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CEkQSKNhI/AAAAAAAAAbo/C9MKGsJ5vg8/s1600-h/fn_CDOAT.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170278130602620434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CEkQSKNhI/AAAAAAAAAbo/C9MKGsJ5vg8/s400/fn_CDOAT.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> E mesmo assim, tenho dúvidas que elas o utilizem correctamente!...</span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-3050749887156422057?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-84850071897406672008-03-17T11:36:00.001Z2008-03-17T11:36:41.122Z<a href="http://www.disappearing-car-door.com/">http://www.disappearing-car-door.com/</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8485007189740667?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-78821671528142508112008-03-17T11:32:00.001Z2008-03-17T11:32:37.095Z<a href="http://advertising.mailonsunday.co.uk/cinema_ad/">http://advertising.mailonsunday.co.uk/cinema_ad/</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-7882167152814250811?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-3763573973707525872008-03-17T01:13:00.000Z2008-03-17T01:14:13.791Z<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/omu4G8igoVc&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/omu4G8igoVc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-376357397370752587?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a.r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08306717336355300284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-16548759062652246282008-03-15T17:43:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:31:59.312Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CFeQSKNjI/AAAAAAAAAb4/W4O0yJrK0m4/s1600-h/fn_CE6XS.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170279127035033138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 181px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 102px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="131" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CFeQSKNjI/AAAAAAAAAb4/W4O0yJrK0m4/s400/fn_CE6XS.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Bom fim de semana!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-1654875906265224628?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-53251000545197471012008-03-11T12:40:00.000Z2008-03-11T12:40:50.648Z<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-cdfffc4f375de1ca" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dcdfffc4f375de1ca%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D538295BAE91FC893FEFD9C3456D748E87385F23D.494D3BD7C8DA2745614A3F84EF7946C37AC22D18%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dcdfffc4f375de1ca%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DzRJkjFDdqjyTJinQ8G0kIjUR4rs&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dcdfffc4f375de1ca%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329972609%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D538295BAE91FC893FEFD9C3456D748E87385F23D.494D3BD7C8DA2745614A3F84EF7946C37AC22D18%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dcdfffc4f375de1ca%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DzRJkjFDdqjyTJinQ8G0kIjUR4rs&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5325100054519747101?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-12958502225642944282008-03-08T15:28:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:31:59.649Z<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CNKwSKNuI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/zKD5IXCRoGY/s1600-h/Homens+problemas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170287588120606434" style="DISPLAY: block; 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Ou isso, ou então tomaram uma data de <em>speeds</em>...</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-294862112460335655?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-64698648826770558512008-03-05T22:24:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:32:00.024Z<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CBFgSKNaI/AAAAAAAAAaw/zfuePft12Ks/s1600-h/fn_CCDSZ.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170274303786759586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CBFgSKNaI/AAAAAAAAAaw/zfuePft12Ks/s400/fn_CCDSZ.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6469864882677055851?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-25170739791732432732008-03-05T18:25:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:32:00.204Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CF4ASKNkI/AAAAAAAAAcA/qO4zwSCQhs8/s1600-h/fn_CEXLO2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170279569416664642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CF4ASKNkI/AAAAAAAAAcA/qO4zwSCQhs8/s400/fn_CEXLO2.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> Cá está a última moda em chupetas. Será que as reacções das pessoas não terão efeitos a longo prazo na estabilidade emocional destas criancinhas?</span><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-2517073979173243273?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-64474050425780934362008-03-05T11:55:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:32:00.299Z<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CCLQSKNbI/AAAAAAAAAa4/HlleGVHLJX8/s1600-h/fn_CCEUC.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170275502082635186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CCLQSKNbI/AAAAAAAAAa4/HlleGVHLJX8/s400/fn_CCEUC.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-6447405042578093436?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-25027941553945456932008-03-04T18:55:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:32:00.491Z<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CJ3wSKNpI/AAAAAAAAAco/o4r0AF1FOwQ/s1600-h/fn_CF24F.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170283963168208530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CJ3wSKNpI/AAAAAAAAAco/o4r0AF1FOwQ/s400/fn_CF24F.gif" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;">Eram capazes de fazer as necessidades nesta casa de banho? Espelhada por fora, transparente por dentro. Eu acho que bem me podia espremer, que não saía nada...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-2502794155394545693?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-57334398262658135382008-03-03T13:22:00.000Z2008-03-03T13:22:59.189Z<p><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-b6efb4261e07fb16" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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Isto traz-me recordações... </span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-421503423398901617?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-22244969432062338102008-03-01T00:24:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:32:00.686Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CFMASKNiI/AAAAAAAAAbw/wGq3S5UlLGU/s1600-h/fn_CDS4K.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170278813502420514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CFMASKNiI/AAAAAAAAAbw/wGq3S5UlLGU/s400/fn_CDS4K.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> ... VACAS?!?</span><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-2224496943206233810?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-53385857951346793112008-02-29T23:06:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:32:00.809Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CI7QSKNmI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/UW6DHSF_m9E/s1600-h/fn_CEYZD.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170282923786122850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CI7QSKNmI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/UW6DHSF_m9E/s400/fn_CEYZD.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;">Devo confessar que me dá pena ver estas imagens, mas também não consigo deixar de achar graça!... </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-5338585795134679311?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-86073899315752558092008-02-28T11:27:00.001Z2008-12-08T21:32:01.049Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Caro Senhor Scolari,</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Quando os jogadores da Selecção Nacional começarem a mandriar e o Cristiano Ronaldo estiver mais interessado em mandar SMS do que em treinar, sugiro que adopte esta táctica de treino.</span><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170285822889047762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CLkASKNtI/AAAAAAAAAdI/OwKRPgNNoFo/s400/gh.jpg" border="0" /><br /><p align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Vai ver se eles correm ou não correm!</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Com os melhores cumprimentos</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">Os Peixinhos da Horta</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5568392609074038920-8607389931575255809?l=ospeixinhosdahorta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>LNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15752503661276060937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5568392609074038920.post-42205962541025650042008-02-28T11:20:00.000Z2008-12-08T21:32:01.399Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6fp4qQkUKE4/R8CKoASKNrI/AAAAAAAAAc4/TkhqvrNoD-s/s1600-h/fn_CHF7E.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170284792096896690" style="DISPLAY: block; 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